BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Alien Abductions:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	3851
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	665199

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	162993
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

minemu.net

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Star Shards Collected:	205	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Animals Bred:	93
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

play.lucentpvp.net

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

play.thearmada.gg

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	99965

slmc.vpsnode.org

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Potions Brewed:	114
Farms Harvested:	761	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

play.hauntedmansion.us

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	224	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6519	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

mc.neo-universe.games

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Votes:	3130
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

mc.noob.lv

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

66.70.252.188

Minecafe

Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

mc.minecafe.net:25609