BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	2021	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	398914

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mines Excavated:	3207	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4693
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1746	Love Letters Sent:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4117	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	4802
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	8725	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Animals Bred:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	3377	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz