BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Magic Items Found:	7402	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	192
New Chunks Explored:	362554	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	7916	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

friendszone.enxada.host:10002

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

tempomc.com

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Farms Harvested:	226	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Star Shards Collected:	211	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

play.minedownunder.com

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	8591
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

mc.terracraft.one

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

play.crankhouse.net

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

play.aphelionmc.net

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Play.Gods-Realm.Ro

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7539	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

play.valatic.net