BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6322	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8740	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Farms Harvested:	186	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5470
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Potions Brewed:	138	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6392	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4439
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchantments Applied:	100
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Spears Created:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Votes:	3046	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Items Found:	1756	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9937
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7630	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
New Chunks Explored:	152624	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3436
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Votes:	3760	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582