BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	124
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Votes:	4219	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
New Chunks Explored:	513110	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	1

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5380

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2051	Undead Armies Raised:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Villages Defended:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Items Found:	8618	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	47

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3259
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun