BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	515222
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9888
Mines Excavated:	3001	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Star Shards Collected:	287	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6985	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9046	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Potions Brewed:	146	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3964	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7553	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	482
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1931	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8722	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	12

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4674
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Emeralds Found:	1201
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay