BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

MysticNetwork

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	125
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

play.mysticnetwork.uk:25581

Element Animation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

nobility.cc

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	535
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	132396
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Love Letters Sent:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	114
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Ores Mined:	6289
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3676	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	75	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4303	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	768

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net