| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5659 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 9676 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 7193 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7649 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 137 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 267 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7111 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 434678 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8569 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4743 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 3089 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Animals Bred: | 143 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1920 |
| Ores Mined: | 7529 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5897 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 8734 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3047 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 430 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1932 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8334 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4785 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7093 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1507 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 457 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 3843 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 472 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7082 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
