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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “poop” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft SMPs! We embrace chaos and encourage players to let their inner troll shine.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being banned and then unbanned multiple times in a single day. Our admin team is a bunch of jannies on a power trip, so you never know what ridiculous rule they’ll come up with next.
But don’t worry, we also have some epic events like the annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to fight to the death using only their most impressive builds. And let’s not forget about the “Dance Off Dungeon” where players must defeat mobs by busting out their best dance moves.
So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules, then come join us! Just be prepared to be banned for reasons you never even knew were ban-worthy.
