BankOfNieceCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of financial management just like OP’s sister! Join us for a wild ride of adventures and misadventures as we navigate the treacherous waters of investing (or not investing) birthday and Christmas money.

Our server is the perfect place for those looking to escape the harsh realities of financial responsibility and dive headfirst into a world of virtual banking drama. Will you open an account to save for your future education, or will you risk it all on a risky investment scheme? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama may ensue. Will you be the hero who helps your niece open a bank account against her mother’s wishes, or will you stay out of it and watch the chaos unfold? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of financial independence in a virtual world where anything is possible (even if it involves losing all your birthday money to questionable investments). See you in the game!

SangriaCraft

+18, 1.21.4, Biweekly Event, creative projects, Discord, Events, friendly community, Gaming, Minecraft enthusiasts, Network, New Event, Positive Environment, pub trivia, Rewards, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, server map, simple voice chat, smp, tropical adventure

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Server Name:	SangriaCraft
Server Map:	View Map
Host:	Itsatrapp01

Overview:

SangriaCraft is a Minecraft server dedicated to creating a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players. With a focus on community, transparency, and fun events, players can come together to build, explore, and enjoy the game without dealing with toxic players or griefers.

FAQ:

Who We Are:

At SangriaCraft, our mission is to provide a friendly and welcoming community for Minecraft players to enjoy the game together. We aim to create a space free from hackers and griefers, where players can connect, build, and have fun without restrictions.

World Reset:

The world was reset on 10/26 to start a new chapter on the server. Changes include encouraging players to team up, build closer to spawn, and have more interactions as a community. Shops will now be set up within player bases or group areas to promote interaction and connection among players.

Community Focus & Transparency:

Transparency and community input are priorities at SangriaCraft. Financial information is openly shared, and changes are put to a poll with an 80% approval requirement. Events, competitions, and collaborative projects are regularly held to foster friendships and creativity within the community.

Whitelist Application:

To join the SangriaCraft server, players must fill out a whitelist application on the Discord server. Details about plugins and data packs used on the server can be found in the #Applications channel. Join the Discord server HERE to apply and start your tropical adventure on SangriaCraft!

Sacred Realm Craft 1.20

AVOWED, Character Sheet, Craft, Diversity, FANTASY, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hidden Features, inclusion, LGBTQ, non-binary, Pronouns, Realm, representation, role playing, RPG, Sacred, starfield, Veilguard, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

OMG, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, like, right now! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party with exploding cookies and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a flying pig to battle evil zombies with a diamond sword!

And the best part? You can be non-binary, just like that Avowed game tried to hide their pronouns feature! Embrace your inner unicorn and join us on this wild adventure! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

ExMILsGoneWild Minecraft Server

bitter divorce, bitter exes, bitter relationship, Boundaries, Communication, difficult relationships, Divorce, Ex-MIL, ExMILsGoneWild, family drama, Funeral, Harassment, legal threats, Liar, Minecraft, Mother, mutual friend, nasty words, Respect, rocky past, Server, STALKING, Trust

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	6702
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about crazy family dynamics!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door – we promise no fake texts, legal threats, or late-night stalking here! Plus, we won’t spill the beans about any family secrets, even if a nosy mutual friend tries to ruin the fun.

So come on over and join our server for a drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

HubbyChunkz – AITA Minecraft Server

aita, AITAH, Boundaries, Circumstances, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Effort, Feed, Food, holidays, HubbyChunkz, husband, INSULTED, Justified, leftovers, Marriage, mean, Minecraft, nachos, overweight, response, self-care, Server, unappreciated

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Magic Items Found:	2820	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor soul? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about being told you don’t feed someone ever again. Our community is full of supportive players who will always appreciate your efforts, even if it’s just building a dirt house.

Plus, we have nachos. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about finishing off leftovers, come join us for a virtual nacho feast like no other. Your in-game character will never go hungry again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis. Can you decipher their messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us today!

CozyKicks Minecraft SMP

best shoes, comfortable athletic shoes, comfortable boots, comfortable casual shoes, comfortable dress shoes, comfortable footwear, comfortable running shoes, comfortable sandals, comfortable shoe brands, comfortable shoe styles, comfortable shoes, comfortable sneakers, comfortable walking shoes, comfortable work shoes, CozyKicks, Minecraft, shoe arch support, shoe comfort, shoe comfort technology, shoe cushioning, shoe padding, shoe support, smp

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3451	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. It’s like a magical wonderland of craziness and chaos.

And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.

So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Votes:	4623
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	199	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	92

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8051	Farms Harvested:	929
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Votes:	5031
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!