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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more fails and losses than a Chase Bank “glitch”! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and epic fails that will have you crying with laughter.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good challenge and thrive on chaos. From accidentally blowing up your own base to losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, our community is always ready to laugh it off and move on to the next crazy adventure.

But that’s not all – we also have a special section dedicated to posting your most outrageous fails and losses for everyone to enjoy. Whether you accidentally hit a pigman and got swarmed by angry mobs or fell into a pit of creepers, we want to see it all!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage a little – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Zombie Dances:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crops Grown:	3512	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	256	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	5207	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	155

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.