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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2143 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
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