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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4924 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6329 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Join us and witness the British player who eats bandaids because he thinks they cure stomach aches. Who needs potions when you have adhesive strips, right? But that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.
We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even have dance parties with creepers. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair where players have pet dragons and unicorns.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! Just be sure to bring your own bandaids in case you get a stomach ache from laughing too hard.