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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8284 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever find!
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.
We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and if you can impress them with your sick moves, they might just teach you their ways.
But beware, the Swedecucks are always lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of chicken jousting. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!
