Banana-phobic Swede on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

play.mcbusinesscraft.com

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	2

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

play.golden-sky.de

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

play.aethersmp.com

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ores Mined:	8116
Holy Grails Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	4434	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crops Grown:	1178
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

play.haxmc.fun

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Emeralds Found:	1819	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8747
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	2439
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645