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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4393 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition.
We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and if you can impress them with your sick moves, they might just teach you their ways.
But beware, the Swedecucks are always lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge you to a dance-off or a game of chicken jousting. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!