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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 281 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
so, like, you wanna join this sick minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got finland finding drag marks on the baltic seabed after some cable got messed up. like, who even does that? but hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
if you join, you’ll get to ride dolphins and unicorns, and even battle giant squids with laser beams! yeah, you heard me right, laser beams! and don’t even get me started on the secret underwater city where mermaids throw epic parties every night.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs that poop diamonds? yeah, that’s a thing here. so come on, join the insanity and see what other wacky adventures await you on this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it!
