Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Want to play a server where its fun and anyone is welcome? Join us for the adventure and experience survival with a twist! – Survival with land claim! – Custom Crates – /rankup with in-game currency – Custom Tags – Friendly knowledgeable staff – Minigames – Events – Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits – Great community / Active staff! – Discord games & giveawaysThanks for looking and i hope to see you on the server and forum!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EpikLava

Survival

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2055	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	706	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	9582

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival in its purest form, our goal is to make you feel the nostalgia when you are in our server, we also have the Bed Wars and Parkour mode to have a good time playing with your friends!JAVA IP: lokalcraft.com BEDROCK IP: lokalcraft.com PORT: 25571→ Java & Bedrock → Version 1.17 & 1.20.1 → 24/7 No premium and premium → Survival → Bed Wars → Parkour → Custom enchants → House protection → Economy → Shop → Crates

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	1811	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.