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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 526 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Join us and build your dream world, far away from bail bonds and fentanyl deals. Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of cosigning for anyone’s questionable decisions.
Don’t let guilt-tripping family members get you down – on our server, the only thing you’ll be signing is your name on epic builds and crazy contraptions. Trust us, Minecraft is a much better way to spend your time than dealing with real-life drama.
So come on over and join us for some laughs, some crafting, and some good old-fashioned blocky fun. Who needs bail bond drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? See you in the game!