> Bah gawd King he’s gettin beat harder… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mines Excavated:	1434	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, it makes a skibidi toilet in Ohio look tame in comparison. Join us if you dare to face the most epic battles, the most ridiculous pranks, and the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour, players who can ride pigs into battle like knights of old, and players who can tame creepers and ride them like horses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community that’s as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Join us if you want to laugh until your sides hurt, cry tears of joy, and scream in terror all in the same day. Join us if you want to experience Minecraft in a way you never thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos, the madness, and the sheer insanity of our Minecraft SMP. Bah gawd King, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

play.aureusmc.net

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

play.orioncraft.org

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	747	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	944283
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

play.islandclash.com

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

anselmc.com

BoppleMC

Mini Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Crops Grown:	3374	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

85.202.160.206:2252

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1314	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

mc.thundertown.es:19132

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	217	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Enchantments Applied:	114	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

minevillage.net

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9954	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	1562
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	579	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	221	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9259
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Magic Items Found:	7026

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3741	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2181	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4178	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com