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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1518 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.