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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4623 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 104 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 684 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.