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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1821 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1996 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Votes: | 3040 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 8898 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.