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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1796 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
we got crazy stories, man. like, one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our admin swooped in and drop-kicked that green boi into the next dimension. it was epic, dude.
and don’t even get me started on our mini-games. we got spleef tournaments where the winner gets a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot. trust me, you wanna be the one to claim that title.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, the mayhem, the absolute chaos that is our minecraft server. double bagged trader joe’s bag handles ain’t got nothin’ on us.