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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5172 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).
And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!