BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Buildings Constructed:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ores Mined:	5637	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	135	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1061	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crops Grown:	3924	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Emeralds Found:	7547
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4457
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Villages Defended:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.