BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Potions Brewed:	68
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Divine Spears Created:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4482	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	450
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.