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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6082 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!