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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7803 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 421 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!