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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2886 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 85 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6727 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!