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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 6850 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Mines Excavated: | 4247 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
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So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!