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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2383 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1264 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!