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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3832 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
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