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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5816 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 294 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 186 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of Zoomers who have discovered the ultimate solution to hair loss: self-sterilization. That’s right, they’ve found a way to stop their hair from falling out by sacrificing their ability to have children. It may sound extreme, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!
So come join us on our hair-raising Minecraft server and say goodbye to balding forever. Who needs Rogaine when you’ve got pixelated potions and self-sterilization techniques at your disposal? Let’s grow some locks and have a follicle-tastic time together!