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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3299 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
we got scientists from stanford, yeah, stanford, messing around with skin bacteria and turning it into a cream vaccine. like, what even is that?! but hey, it’s all good because now you can join our server and experience the magic for yourself.
we promise you’ll never be bored, with crazy adventures and insane stories waiting for you around every corner. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s basically a science experiment gone wild?
so come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big breakthrough in minecraft technology. or maybe you’ll just have a really good time. either way, it’s gonna be epic.