Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4330	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2381
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mines Excavated:	3558	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ores Mined:	9986

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5240
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	345	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	5827
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!