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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	540940
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	830
Alien Abductions:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2201	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	8657	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	9720	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	132
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7551
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7852	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2701	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!