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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8038 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7932 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!
