Back Pain Placebo Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4694	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8683
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8121

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	739	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	144
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	9666

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.