Back Pain Placebo Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	102
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	8127	Enchantments Applied:	259

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	294
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	8522
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7931
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	186
Star Shards Collected:	220	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Ores Mined:	7031
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Zombie Dances:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.