Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 144 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dimension Hops: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Farms Harvested: 182

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Dimension Hops: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Crops Grown: 6211 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Crops Grown: 2480
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Star Shards Collected: 251
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4661 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1501 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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