Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Potions Brewed: 88
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where our players are as wild as a pack of Endermen on a rampage! Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Diamond Diva.

    But that’s not all! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura Uruka the Redstone Wizard, Shisui Michiru the Enchanting Enchantress, and Tenma Maemi the Mining Maestro. And don’t forget about Pipkin Pippa, the Potato Princess who rules over her spud kingdom with an iron fist!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining forces with Kaneko Lumi the Llama Lord, Dizzy Dokuro the Zombie Slayer, and Jelly Hoshiumi the Slime Queen? And who can resist the fiery charm of Ember Amane, the Blaze Babe who lights up the night sky with her fiery personality?

    But wait, there’s more! Rub shoulders with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Rebel, Chisaka Airi the Ender Dragon Tamer, and Amanogawa Shiina the Skyblock Samurai. And if you’re lucky, you might even meet Himemiya Rie the Rabbit Whisperer, Erina Makina the Enderman Empress, and Komachi Panko the Chicken Chaser!

    But that’s not all folks! Join forces with Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, Eimi Isami the Endermite Exterminator, and Muu Muyu the Mob Magnet. And don’t forget about Hikanari Hina the Horse Whisperer and Saya Sairroxs the Skeleton Slaying Sorceress!

    And if that’s not enough, team up with Kannagi Loki the Llama Lover, Kokoromo Memory the Creeper Cuddler, and Gram Pico the Ghast Whisperer. And don’t miss out on Ayase Yuu the Enderman Enthusiast and Kaminari Clara the Creeper Charmer!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, it’s gonna be more fun than a pig in a mud bath!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 299 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP

    Game Spot – Best FF Games Ranked Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like Final Fantasy VI on steroids. You’ll be battling dragons, saving princesses, and casting spells like never before.

    2. Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age has nothing on us. Our server has a unique Zodiac system where your Minecraft character’s fate is determined by the stars.

    3. Are you a fan of Blitzball in Final Fantasy X? Well, get ready for Blitzblock, our version of the underwater sport but with exploding squids!

    4. Final Fantasy VIIR may have Cloud and Sephiroth, but our server has Steve and Herobrine in an epic battle for the ages.

    5. Want to experience Final Fantasy VIIR-2 before it’s even released? Join our server and get a sneak peek at the upcoming game.

    6. Final Fantasy V is known for its job system, but on our server, you can be a professional llama tamer or a professional potato farmer.

    7. Final Fantasy VII is all about saving the world from Shinra, but on our server, you’ll be saving the world from an army of evil chickens.

    8. Final Fantasy XVI may not be out yet, but on our server, you can experience the game before it’s even announced. Talk about exclusive access!

    9. Final Fantasy VIII’s love story between Squall and Rinoa is nothing compared to the love story between our server’s two resident creepers, Bob and Sally.

    10. Final Fantasy IV is a classic, but on our server, you’ll be fighting against an army of killer bunnies led by a giant carrot boss. Trust me, it’s epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    AniMine-vanilla server Minecraft server

    vanilla server where you can relax and just play

    we have custom generation

    good admin

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Mirror Magic Minecraft Server

    Mirror Magic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical mirror that transported them to a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and diamonds grew on trees. True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride giant chickens into battle while wearing banana suits. It’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then come join us at…uh, that one server with the working mirrorskino. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP

    Kamala’s Birthday Bash Minecraft SMP
    Today is Kamala Harris’ birthday, and if you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll get a chance to build her a giant birthday cake made out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Kamala herself will log on to the server and thank you personally for the sweet gesture. So come join us and celebrate Kamala’s special day in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Mines Excavated: 4547

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magic Items Found: 4702 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mines Excavated: 2718
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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