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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us if you’re tired of self-improvement and just want to chill with some cool peeps who understand that life is all about building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers.

Forget about trying harder, on our server, we embrace the chaos and embrace the derpiness of Minecraft.

And if you’re an incel looking for a new community to call home, look no further! We’re all about building friendships and crafting epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6259	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	New Chunks Explored:	403342
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Emeralds Found:	2831	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Wive server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.