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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 395 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.
Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!