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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1850 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
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