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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7077 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
