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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 5008 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8940 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
