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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 8937 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
