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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8841 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.
oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.
