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Players: 92/1000 Votes: 8954
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Falling into the Void: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the craziness and build your own world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and outrageous stories. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters with your friends. Who needs family drama when you have a whole new world to conquer?

Forget about awkward family gatherings and reconnecting with long-lost relatives. On our server, the only family you need is your fellow players. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!

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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 9102
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Villages Defended: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 1342
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 5291
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 2987
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ores Mined: 5683
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1894
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 3526
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 182 Ores Mined: 4646
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 2466
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1612
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3615 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dimension Hops: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2193
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2977 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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  • TissuelessCraft

    TissuelessCraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 1769
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25 Players Killed by Monsters: 527
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

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  • BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

    BabyNoob Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5229
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9287 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

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  • NopeNotDoingThatAgain

    NopeNotDoingThatAgain
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3897
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 294 Emeralds Found: 3659
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

    Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

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  • JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

    JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 9916
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9858 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

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  • Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

    Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6321
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

    Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

    Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6501
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 New Chunks Explored: 853856
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Dimension Hops: 13
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

    Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

    So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

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  • CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

    CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3572
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Animals Bred: 196
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

    Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

    So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

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